just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
