Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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