So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
