she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
