i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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