I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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