I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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