dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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