lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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