I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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