You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We need to get me chipped asap
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