dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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