oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.