sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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