Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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