so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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