Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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