gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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