Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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