He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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