that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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