So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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