Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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