The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
someone owes me an orgasm
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
