I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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