you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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