We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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