TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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