So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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