i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Welp...herpes.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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