Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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