There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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