Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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