...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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