OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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