The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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