It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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