i think i have herpe
just one?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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