Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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