gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can't motorboat a personality
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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