why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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