sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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