I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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