just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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