Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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