Who wears a wallet chain?!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
