The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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