If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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