Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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