so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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