People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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