Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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