you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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