Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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