Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
